After the storm had passed, we all went outside to look at the IMBC stretching across the sky.
So, this is going to be my most geek post yet. I have decided to expound the virtues of a few of the GI Joe ladies and come to a conclusion about which is the hottest. For the purposes of this discussion I shall be focusing on the following ladies: Scarlett, Lady Jay, Covergirl, and The Baroness,. I am going to judge on three categories: Looks, Sex appeal and Voice in the cartoons.
First up is Scarlett.
Scarlett is a sexy little southern belle in the GI Joe universe. She gets a 8 on looks, mainly due to her long red hair and cute little nose. Sex appeal comes in at a 6, she is more straight laced than I would like and I think this could be a big drawback when it comes to the sex factor. The Voice gets a 8, there is nothing like a southern drawl to get a mans blood pumping in the right direction. Overall Scarlett gets a 22/30.
Next is Lady Jay.
Looks come in at a 6, I can’t stand super short hair on a woman, but that’s just me. Sex appeal is an easy 8, She has the type of attitude that could put her in charge in the bedroom and that can be a plus. The Voice is a 6, flat nodescript, not very appealing over all. Lady Jay gets a 20/30
Covergirl
Covergirl easil
y gets an 8 on looks, I mean her name is Covergirl after all. Sex appeal is a 4, I don’t dig dumb chicks and she is probably as dumb in the bedroom as she appears to be in everyday life, voice is a 7, she purrs when she talks. Overall a 19/30
And last, but not least The Baroness
Ahh, she gets a 9 for looks, with her long black hair and those uber sexy glasses, not to mention the outfits she wears MEOW! Sex appeal has to be a 10, she is an evil woman with a wicked sense of style, so I bet she would be hot in the old sack. The voice gets a 10 as well, that eastern European accent makes most males melt on first hearing it. Over all a 29/30
And the winner is THE BARONESS!! Yep if they were real and I was single, that’s the Joe girl I would most like to be with, how geeky is that lol!
Now on to the ToTD:Hair. I love hair, Long Grow it, Long show it. I used to have longer hair in High school, came down to about my chin and it was a platinum color in some lights and a dark blond in others. I miss my long hair, but I am in the real world now and that hair just wouldn’t cut it. My wife has beautiful hair and I could run my hands through it all day and never get bored.
OK, that’s enough for tonight,
Elb OUT!!
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