We made it through another round of the dread IMBC God’s wrath, look kindly upon us on another day of competition in your honor oh Lords. Oh, and gratz to those of you who have made it this far!
Holy shit, I just watched a leaked trailer for the Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series that comes out later this year, check it out:
It looks bad ass yes/no? I can’t wait until it comes out, I’m whispering sweet nothings to my DVR to get it ready to record every episode.
Now, on to today ToTD; Superpowers. If I could have a set of super powers, I would have to go with the following: Flight, Super Hearing, Regeneration, and the ability to shoot fire from my eyes. Let me explain my choices. Flight, well flight is an easy one to explain, I want to fly so that I can fly over the Whitehouse and take a giant dump on the rose garden, while Mr. Bush is there worshiping Dick Chenys’ Cock. Super Hearing I want so that I can hear what my neighbors are arguing about word for word, instead of the weird muffled yelling I get almost daily coming through my walls. Regeneration, I would want because I am the most accident prone person on the planet and I would need it to heal from my next set of injuries. As far as shooting fire from my eyes, come on what better way to get a damn charcoal grill going than shooting it with napalm from your eyes, also I could roast the idiots in my classes with more than just words.
Well, there you have it, my lame ass post for today. Tomorrow is a school day, so I should have another CACK entry to share with you, it’s History, so I hope that the racist bitch has dropped the class, just so I won’t have to hear her bigoted spew anymore.
Elb OUT!!
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why another clone wars series???? why not tell the story of what happened between movies 3 and 4? once again i am so not impressed with lucas’s decisions.
I know, most folks would rather know about what happened between 3 and 4, but there is a market for a clone wars series. I just hope that someday soon George Lucas will fill the gap between 3 and 4.